How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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