Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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