He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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