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(973): View more from New Jersey

so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement

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(248): View more from Michigan

She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.

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(954): View more from Florida

Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman

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(206): View more from Washington

He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning

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(480): View more from Arizona

So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.

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