There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..