He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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