That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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