DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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