I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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