We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
