i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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