He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
