i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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