She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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