That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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