Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We have so much sex to catch up on
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.