he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.