The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?