I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.