I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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