I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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