just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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