Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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