I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he shaved USA in his pubs
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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