omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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