Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Randomize
