My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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