even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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