Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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