atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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