Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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