sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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