Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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