no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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