He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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