Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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