It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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