You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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