Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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