Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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