Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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