I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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