I think my vagina is haunted
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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