I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it hurts more in the daytime
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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