i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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