Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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