What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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