Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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