I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So apparently I’m into choking now
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