dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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