this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize