i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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