i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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