would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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