I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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