Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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