dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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