just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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