just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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